%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% I'll tell you more about foot carrots later
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% thank you for being so fucking amazing!
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% bye Jane!!
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% the foot juice gives it extra flavor
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% totally the same
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% like one big carrot with the greens still on it
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% carrots come from the dirt anyway
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% just rinse it off, it's fine
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% no, Odin's horse eats it of course
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% There's nothing weird about carrots in shoes
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% "I'm out" she says
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% sure
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% it's perfectly normal
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% full of carrots
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% shoes
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% yeah dirty shores
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% no, they're shoes
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% I feel like I broke you
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% or Adidas
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% yeah that's 100% right
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% no, Christmas trees stole it first
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% it is
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% yeah
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% yeah
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% yeah
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% with carrots in them
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% perfectly normal
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% shoes
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% not socks
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% yeah
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% now you're getting it!
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% that-a-way we get roasted carrots (not really)
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% near the fireplace
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% Solstice tree!
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% yep!
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% In the Netherlands and Belgium children put out a shoe filled with hay and a carrot for Saint Nicholas' horse. O
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% where else would you leave carrots?
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% yeah
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% Odin doesn't go around looking for ho's
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% Both Santa (and Gandalf) were based off of Odin
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% Sleipnir needs salads!
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% and we left carrots in shoes for Odin's horse
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% yeah, and our santa was Odin
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% we just choose to celebrate the winter holiday differently
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% I am
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% yeah fuck them Santas
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% we just don't have santa
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% Americans have Santa
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% no my family
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% SANTA IS DEAD TO US
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% same, but different, but still the same
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% we get Odin instead
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% yeah
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% nope, no Santa for us
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% Odin brings presents
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% And that he comes to other children as Santa
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% Odin
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% but we do all that on the Solstice
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% yeah
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% 21st Winter Solstice -- totally pagan
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% nope, those are pagan holidays
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% 24th is Christmas eve
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% Santa comes on the 24th
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% always 25th
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% 25th
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% never seen it
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% the TV show?
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% and star wars
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% only lord of the beards
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% nope
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% Most 'mericans have it on the morning of the 25th
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% Really?
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% the winter solstice is when the sun is in the lowest part of the sky so it varies year to year but is around December 21st
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% Depends on the year -- 21st or 22nd
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% We really do our gift exchange on the Winter Solstice
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% You celebrate Christmas after the new year, right?
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% presents for the family
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% A chill time here
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% SO LONG
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% I hope your appointment goes well!
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% I don't think I have that in me tonight -- I need to get up early tomorrow :(
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% I am sorry I rudely interrupted you -- you said you have to leave in 30-mins or so?
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% oopsies poopsies
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% pew-bs
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% I like pulling pubes out from between my teeth
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% pussy is pussy, I'd take either
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% I don't even use a razor!
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% right?
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% that's totally propaganda from big shaving companies
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% yeah, so when he gets hungry or thirsty later he has a snack
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% yeah, it's the flavor saver
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% and I'm old
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% it is all the protein I eat
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% my butt is squeaky
%%%[emoticon mtlhnpi1|https://static-pub.highwebmedia.com/uploads/avatar/2021/08/08/15/16/c4d184762fff8d71c7b0df5f8f23b58a4317cc25.jpg|15|17|/emoticon_report_abuse/mtlhnpi1/]%%% even if it is squeaky
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